Maa: beta savdhani se saman kharidna kahin dukandar aankho me dhul na jhok de beta: maa chinta na karo dukan ke paas jate hi main cashma pehen lunga.
Umar Kya Kahu Kafi Nadan Hai Meri, Sabko Pyar Dena Pahchan Hai Meri, Aapka Dil Zakhmo Se Bhara Ho To Hum se Milo, Dilo Ko Repair Karne Ki Dukan Hai Meri.
Wife saw sign board. Banarsi saree Rs.10, Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 I’ll buy 50 sarees. Husbnd- soordas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai vo.
Customer-Teri dukan to mithai ki hai. Tera dil khane ko nahi karta? Santa-Bahut karta hai par Papa rasgulle gin k jate hain isliye sirf choos k rakh deta hoon.
”Sardar” mobile me recharge krwane gya. Dukandar.kitne ka. Srdar.10 ka krdo. dukndar.7 rs ka talktime milega. Sardar.koi baat nhi, rs. 3 ki toffee de do.
Nepali- Uuu Shaabji ye shyam singh ka mobile kahan milega,? Salesman-pta nhi Nepali-Addresh to ishi dukan ka he, Salseman- Abey ye shyam singh nhi SAMSUNG h
1 Aadmi medical shop pr-Zeher do Dukandar-bina Parchi ke nahi mil sakta.. Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya Dukandar-bas Pagle,rulayega kya,Badi bottle du ya choti
8 sal ka ldka Dukandar se- 1 Bidi ka Bandal dena. Dukandar- Is umar me bidi pine laga? Ladka-Nhi, Ye chhote bhai ke liye h.. Mere liye 1 Gold flake de do. . .
GOLU:Maine Aapki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha. DUKANDAR:To kya usme koi kharabi nikli, GOLU:Mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye. Ab tak murgi nahi ugi…, Hs
Dukandar Se Chota Bacha: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Wali Cream Hai.. Dukandar: Haan Hai.. Bachcha: To Saale Lagata Q Nhi. Me ROZ darr JATA HUN.. 😉
