Funny Shayari 31-40

(31) Gadha jo khaye woh ghaas ho tum,
energy ka chawanprash ho tum. Idiot,
stupid ek bakwaas ho tum, par jo bhi yaar,
dost ek jhakaas ho tum!

(32) Machhar ne aap ko kaata woh uska junoon tha.
Aap ne khujaya usmein aap ko sukun tha.
Aap ne chah kar bhi machhar ko nahin maara
kyon ki uske ragon mein aap ka khoon tha!

(33) Har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon.
Tere liye chand-taare tod doon.
Khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol doon……
Itna kaafi hai dost ya do-chaar jhoot aur bol doon?!

(34) Kaahe javat college kn,
kaahe karat padhai,
number utne hi aan hai,
jitne ki chit banayi! – Kabir’s doha.

(35) LADKI – Na chhedo hasinonko, paap hoga;
kal tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
LADKA – Khuda kare teri yeh baat sachhi ho;
jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bhi bachhi ho!

(36) Tez hawa ja jhonka aaya,
saath mein teri khushboo laya.
Jhat se dil mein khayal aaya,
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya!

(37) Agar raat ko koi tang jare tumhe,
tumhari karvaton mein sataye,
tumhare galon ko aur badan lo choome to romantic mat bano,
ALL OUT lagao, machharon ko bhagao!

(38) Woh mud mud ke humein dekh rahi thi aur hum unhe.
Kyonki exam mein ma unhe kuchh aata tha ma humdin!

(39) Aaj deedar kal yaar.
Parson pyar phir ikrar.
Phir intezar phir takrar phir daraar.
Aur akhir mein ek aur Devdas at beer bar!

(40) Hasinon ne hasina bankar gunah kiya.
Auron ko to thik, hun ko bhi tabah kiya.
Pesh kiya jo gazalonmein unki bewafai ko,
auron ne to thik, unhnone bhi vah-vah kiya!