<h3 style="text-align: center;">(61) Hazaron khwaishein aisi ke har khwaish pe dum nikle. Koi meri biwi se kahe ke woh shopping pe kam nikle!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(62) Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, rote rote naina thak jayenge. Pyar karna hamesha padosi se, roz roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(63) dost teri dosti itni pyari, teri dosti pe qurban zindagi sari. Kya tujhe pyari nahin meri yari, to chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(64) Honn main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan. Yeh kaisa zulm sehna padta hai mujhe, apni wife jo sister kehna padta hai mujhe!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(65) Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai, kambakht tum kya jano gum kya hota hai, tumne to hamesha Fevistick hi use kiya hai!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(66) Yahan khuda hai, wahan khuda hai, jahan dekho wahan khuda hai. Aur jahan nahin khuda, wahan kal khudega! (Slogan of telephone dept.)</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(67) Na aana usko leke hamare janaze mein, meri mohabbat ki tauheen hogi. Main 4 logonke kandhe par hounga, aur meri jaan paidal hogi!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(68) Dimag ke liye santre ka juice, aankhon ke liye gaajar ka juice, sehat ke liye anaar ka juice, khush rehne ke liye SMS kar kanjoos!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(69)Seeta ke banwaas mein bahut badi seekh hai, ghar mein agar 3-4 saanse ho, to phir jungle hi theek hai!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">(70) Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ki baad, kyon ki keecha bahut ho jaata hai wahan barsaat ke baad!</h3>