<h3 style="text-align: center;">Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060:</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">Kasab dies at 90 in jail of high cholesetrol due 2 too much biryani.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">Golmaal Part 27 is released.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">Sharad Pawar owns half d world.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">Facebook is declared a country.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">A Raja’s son is arrested for 16G scam.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">“Lakshadweep Lions” to be the 63rd team to join IPL</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">.</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">Munna Hazare (nephew of anna) sits on fast for Lokpal bill.</h3>
