Rajnikant– Mind Blowing Jokes

1.

Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..

Ek Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..

Ek Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki

Gardan Kaat Di..

Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..

Talwaar Ghumayi

But Machar Udta Hi Raha..

Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..

Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :

Udd To Raha Hai..,

But

Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa…!!;-)

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2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get
in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

11. Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

12. Bullets dodge Rajanikant.

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

24. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.

25. Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

28. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

29. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

32. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant

34. Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice

35. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down

36. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

37. Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

38. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile

39. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door

40. Rajnikan’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

41. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

42. If you google search “Rajnikant getting kicked”your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t
happen.

43. It takes Rajnikant 20 mins to watch 60 minutes

44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai

46. Rajnikant once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

48. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.

50. Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth. .today that powder is known as
AMBUJA CEMENT!!!

51. The torture isnt over yet..
Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a sign on it sayin
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“MAALIK se saavdhaan”.GD EVNG*

51. A frustrated message from Rajnikant to all
“Saalo ek limit hoti hai..
yeh kaun likh raha hai ki Rajnikant chawal khata hai aur piche se idli nikalti hai”.

52. This message is sent by Rajnikant
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In the interest of humanity
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“Guys plz stop making jokes on me Otherwise I will delete the
INTERNET”

53. Rajnikanth strtd using facebook,
widin 10 sec. He got trillions of notifications.
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One of them was
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‘facebook wants to be your friend’

54. Once Rajnikanth farted nd some particles came out of his ass.
today those particles r packed n sold in d market for Rs.6/-N called..
“Rajni gandha”.

55. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

56.  Once photo of rajinikant was given to get it xeroxed, Guess wat  ..We got two xerox machines..;-)