Santa Banta Status

Santa:(dukandar se) uncle ji ek kala bulb dena. Dukandar:kala bulb kyo chahiye Santa:dupher me sone ke liye andhera karna hai...

A couple (santa with wife) went to a wish well. Santa bent down,threw a coin and made a wish. Wife...

Santa- Kaun Si Cast K Log Desh K Acche “Nagrik” Hote Hain? Banta- Baniye…… Santa- Wo Kaise? Banta- Har Jagah...

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miioge? Santa: Biwi se.. Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi. Santa: Maa-Baap toh agla janm lete hi...

1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45 ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me 5 k aage...

Santa: If I die, will you remarry? Jeeto: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you...

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye: Doctor:" Tumharey Kaan Kese jaley ?? Santa:" Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke...

Santa gave a secret password for e-banking “ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-delhi-spiderman”. Banta- Yaar!! Itna bada password q?? Santa- Kya karu?? Bank wale kehte...

Santa in Lift.. Girl= Mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:)...

Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha logo ne pucha: kya hua santa.....?? . Santa bola: meri bhabhi achi...