<h3 style="text-align: center;">"Smart Answers.."</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">1-Principal: Are u chewing gum?? Student: No I'm human being..=)</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">2-Wife: we are having mother for dinner tonight? Husband: Make sure she is well cooked =P</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">3-Father:shameful results! Do u always get such low marks? Son: No, only when i give exams =D</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">4-Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor? Boy: No, u'll have to walk as well.. ;)</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">5-Girl: I have changed my mind..=) Boy: Thank God! Does the new one Work ??</h3>
