Top 100 Funny Cute Hindi Love Shayari, Status Lines
Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de. Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de. Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat, hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
Ye sala hindi movies me ldke ldki bhaagte hai to unhe job bhut jaldi mil jati hai aur villen tabhi aata hai jab wo acche se settle ho jate hai…
Aaj satendra ko dekh ke pataa vhala koi dil todta hai to log IAS ban jaate hai..
Yrrr koi mera bhi dil tod do…
to abki bar upsc paar…
mast IAS ban jaungi…
WO aadmi bhi logo ka ideal banega jo lockdown me do do virus se lad rhaa tha..
Woh muskura kar jab meri taraf dekhi dil tham gaya…
suhani hawa chalne lagi..
mujhe lgaa mano mujhe usi ke liye banaya gya..
par…
bharam to tab toota jab usne has ke bola…
bhaiya chatni pakda do…
Ye tv wali mummia kitni achi hoti hai baccho ke pasand ka khana banati hain..
aur ek hmari mummy hai jo maar ke keraila khilati hai…
Itihas mein un logo ka naam bhi likha jaega jp apne babu shona se milne ke liye laath khaa le rhe…
suraj hua madhyam..
chand dhalne lga…
mai bahar kya nikla…
police ka danda padne lgaa…
Ek saccha mitra wahi hai jo aapkopoori tarah bigaade aur apke siwa sab usko shreef samjhe..
mai to yeh soch ke pareshaan hu..
hostel wale ladke ghar me gaali kese control krte honge..
Aaj kl hum sab bahut tyagi ho gye hai 2 gb data khatam krne ke liye apne neend ko tyaag dete hai..
Wo pariyon ki rani thi mai dil ka sehjaada…
bhut udti thi…
ab to ghar pe he fadfda rhi hogi bechari…
Jab maine use dekha uska chehra peela thaa hotho pe hasi thi.. ankho me pyat tha…
jyada mat socho mai iss emoji ki baat kar rha..
EK krishn ji the jo apne mitra ko teen lok de die the aur ek hmare dost hai jo thoos kar khate bhi hai bill bhi hme dene ke liye blackmail krte hai..
Aaj mjhe ptaa chala india itne peeche kyu hai..
papa se pucha tamatar ko tamatar kyu bolte hai 2 chate lgaa diye..
sala koi curiosity naam ki cheez he nhi hai..
Lockdown me 80% ladkia ramayan nahi balki ramayan mein lakshamn ko dekhne aati hai..
Mjhe ek bat samagh naa aai..
acchank lckdown me facebook me ldkio ki sankhya kaisa badh gayi.
Arz Krta Hu Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban wah wah. Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban Tere mast mast do nainmere dil ka le gye chain..
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi
Arz Karta Hoon Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu
Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka Naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.
Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!
Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya rose Laila ka attitude toh dekho boli-Bhaag bhaag d.k bose d.k bose
Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho Khushi kabhi kam naho Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.
Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya Wah Wah Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langda HoGya
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi par kabhi socha na tha surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend MERE liye Chhod de
Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi 1 kam kar building se kudkar marja Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi
Arz kiya he Ki ruthi he aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge Wah-Wah Itna waqt kaun bekar kare Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar EK katra b na choda khoon ka pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.
“Dove” se nahakar kya karna hai. Ek din sabhi ko marna hai. Kuch saal khushi se jilo yaro Agle janam me phir “johnson baby” se shuru karna hai…
Is duniya me lakho log rehte hai Koi hasta h to koi rota hai Per duniya me sukhi wahi hota hai Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota hai
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani Meri right ankh kani Teri left ankh kani
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.
Arz hai.. Pink lips are the girls beauty Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me ! Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
Bindas muskurao kya gam hai Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Arz kiya hai.. Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai. Wah wah.. Gor farmaiye.. Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai. Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah Wah Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi..
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota Agar DADA Aashiq na hota
Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai Sab kehte hai sudhar ja Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai
Hamne tumse pyar kya abla samaj kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar Maine tumse shaddi kia durga samaj kar Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samaj kar
Phone mat kiya karo Dear Mom hoti hai near Papa se lagta hai fear Baat bhi hoti nahi clear Isliye SMS karo Dear Witout fear very clear
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai Sanse aksar tham jati hai Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi1 to jhela nahi jata dusara aa jay ye kam baat hogi
Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to Samjo baat pakki.
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain Propose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya Tab Jaake Jana Ke woh Behri Hai.
Ladki Sath Ho To Hotel Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil Na Aayega Bill.
Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano Na Chandramukhi Na Paro Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut hoEk aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayeinKambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karegaDost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega….
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua Masti Ka mastaana Hua Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi
Ai mere kadardan Dost meri Jaan Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deterUski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete…Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaanWarna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete…
Jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga.Pehle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga…
Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.
Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete hoItna qatil kaise sharma lete hoKitni aasani se jaan le lete hoKisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum hoSaya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum hoAb tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayiJab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayiJab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayiAb raha nahin jata Chatri Lauta de Bhai….
Taras gaye aapke deedar ko Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai Humse khush naseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai
Dekha hai tumhare aage Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate Dekha hai tumhare aage Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate
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Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao
Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad
Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye Yaadon ko keh do do chaar din ki chhuti de de Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye
Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya Majnu ne teen din tak khana nahi khaya Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein Laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein
Sangeet ka taraana hua Shamaa ka parwana hua Masti ka mastaana hua Jaise hi gunghat uthaya Is duniya se ravana hua
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun Mummy tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun
Baithe hain tere khayalon mein Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke Llikha hai yeh paigam Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko Milega 50000 ka inam
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain Rahte hain jo nigahon se door Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain
Arz kiya hai LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge Door kahin ek naya janam paoge Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge
Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai
Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein Ek baar to nahana chahiye
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha Maine propose kia SMS se Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending tha
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha Maine propose kia SMS se Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending tha
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath
Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile Yeh hava yeh bahar mile SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile
Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai
Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai
Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega 7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumhein saup diya jayega
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye
Apni raah khud chuno Dil jo kahe vahi karo Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge
Chandni chaand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi Mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nahi Chandni chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Dil denge kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko Yeh koi mandir ka parsad nahi jo baant-te rahein har ek ko Dil denge kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko Jab tak ladki nahi pat jaati propose kerenge har ek ko
Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade
Jise koyal samjhe woh kauwa nikla Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla
Ishq mein yeh anjaam paaya hai Haath pair tute muh se khun aaya hai Hospital pahunche to nurson ne farmaya Baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha Maine propose kia SMS se Kambakth woh uski shadi thak pending tha
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath Hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath
Lamha lamha guzar jayega Pal mein exam aa jayega Thoda padhai karle mamu Kyunki tu koi Munna nahi jo Tera paper likhne koi Rustam aa jayega
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye
