Funny Shayari 61-70

(61) Hazaron khwaishein aisi ke har khwaish pe dum nikle.
Koi meri biwi se kahe ke woh shopping pe kam nikle!

(62) Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
rote rote naina thak jayenge.
Pyar karna hamesha padosi se,
roz roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge!

(63) dost teri dosti itni pyari,
teri dosti pe qurban zindagi sari.
Kya tujhe pyari nahin meri yari,
to chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari!

(64) Honn main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna padta hai mujhe,
apni wife jo sister kehna padta hai mujhe!

(65) Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
kambakht tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
tumne to hamesha Fevistick hi use kiya hai!

(66) Yahan khuda hai, wahan khuda hai,
jahan dekho wahan khuda hai.
Aur jahan nahin khuda,
wahan kal khudega! (Slogan of telephone dept.)

(67) Na aana usko leke hamare janaze mein,
meri mohabbat ki tauheen hogi.
Main 4 logonke kandhe par hounga,
aur meri jaan paidal hogi!

(68) Dimag ke liye santre ka juice,
aankhon ke liye gaajar ka juice,
sehat ke liye anaar ka juice,
khush rehne ke liye SMS kar kanjoos!

(69)Seeta ke banwaas mein bahut badi seekh hai,
ghar mein agar 3-4 saanse ho,
to phir jungle hi theek hai!

(70) Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ki baad,
kyon ki keecha bahut ho jaata hai wahan barsaat ke baad!