Teacher Asked Santa

Teacher Asked Santa :
Agar ped par 5 birds bethi ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gyi?
Santa :  Koi nahi, sab ud
jayengi.
Teacher:  Nahi, 4 bachengi,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe
pasand aai.
..
.
Santa : Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain.
1 chaat kar,
1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai?
Teacher sharmate hue: Jo
choos rahi Hai.
Santa : Nhi, Jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai,
.
lekin
apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai.. 😀