Ek baar ek aadmi IAS interview k liye gya..
Interviewer:” Hmare desh ko ajadi kab mili ??
Man:” koshishe bahut pehle shuru ho gyi the par safalta 1947 me mili..
Interviewer:” azadi k ladai me kaun kaun involve tha ??
Man:” waese to kayi log involve the.. agar kisi ek ka naam lunga to baki ke sath nainsafi hogi..
Inteviewer:” bhrastachar india k main enemy hai ??
Man:” ek commitee is bare me research kar rahi hai.. jaese wo report degi mai jawab de dunga aapko..
sab bahut impress huye and uss aadmi se bahar baithne ko kaha aur ye bhi kaha k kisi ko questions na btaye kyuk sab se wohi ques puche jayenge..
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Bahar santa baitha hota hai wo uss aadmi se ques puchta hai to wo mana kar deta hai batane se..
to santa kehta hai:” achha to answers hi bata do..
aadmi sochta hai ques batane se mana kiya gya tha..
answer to bata hi skta hu..
wo sare answers bata deta hai..
Agli bari santa k hoti h.. wo andar jata hai..
Interviewers:” tum kab paida huye..???
Santa:” koshishe bahut pehle se shuru kar di thi par safalta 1947 me mili..
Interviewers:” tmhare pita ka naam kya hai ??
Santa:” iss kaam me kayi log involve the agar kisi ek ka naam liya to baki logo k sath nainsafi hogi..
Sab shock ho jate hai..
Interviewers:” tum pagal ho ??
Santa:” ek committee is bare me research kar rahi hai.. jaese wo apni reports degi mai aapko jawab de dunga…
