2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: chal police ko de ke aate he.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha..!!
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo huss rahe ho?
Sardar: Me to uth ta hi subah 9 baje hu.!
Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he.
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota he?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.!!
Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti he to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hu.
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C ‘on’ kar leta hu.!
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,”He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.”After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru appeared & said,”Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le”
Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Hitler: “There’s no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha
