121:-) Once a donkey kicked a sardar and ran. The sardar ran after him but found a zebra. He started beating the zebra saying: Tracksuit pehenke dhoka deta hai kya?
122:-( SARDAR to Hotel Manager: Come quickly, my wife wants to jump from the window and commit suicide. MANAGER: What can I do? SARDAR: Kambakht khidki hi nahin khul rahi hai yaar!
123;-) SARDAR: Oye, murge ki taang kidhar gayi? WAITER: Paji, murga langada tha. SARDAR: Aur dil? WAITER: Woh murgi le gayi. SARDAR: Abe, dimah to hoga. WAITER: Sorry paji, murga, Punjabi tha!
124:-D A girl lies naked on the bed, spreads her legs wide apart and asks: Sardar, you know what it means? SARDAR: I know, you cheat. You want to sleep alone on the entire bed!
125:-l SANTA: Why are you watching the funeral through binoculars? BANTA: Mera door ka rishtedar tha yaar!
126:-) Angry SANTA: Main is duniya ko mita doonga. BANTA: He, he! Main tujhe rubber hi nahin doonga!
127;-) “Rang de Basanti” dekhne ke baad ek sardar ko bahut gussa aya. Dusre ne “Why so angry?” Sardar bola: Arre yaar, poore film mein Basanti dikhi nahin!
128;-) Sardar to his son: Abe tu yeh kaisi machis le aya hai? Ek bhi nahin jal rahi. Son: Kya baat kar rahe ho daddy, ek ek check kar ke laya hoon!
129:-D Santa singh tells his girlfriend, “Come home tomorrow, no one will be at home”. When she goes the next day to his home……. There was NO ONE at home!
130:-l Santa Singh Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chal raha tha , Woh kya soch raha hoga ? THINK ? “SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??”
